Hello there all you Deviant people you.
Sorry for the length of time between my journals lately, but y'know, life happens.
First, and most importantly, Happy belated birthday to my bestest buddy, !!! Be sure to check out her page as she is much better than I am in just about every way!
Also, happy birthday to my niece. though I won't say much because she can't read anyway. She turned four last month!
Congrats to who got his associates degree last week and last but not least, congrats to Inspector Gadget, who managed to evade me for yet another month. (I'll get you next time Gadget! Next Tiiiiime!!!!!)

A quick commentary on the myth of Wholesomeness in country music. I heard an old man in Wal-mart say that "...kids ought not listen to that ol' rock music. It don't have the values of country."
Bullsnit I say.
Example one: It's 2002. We are heading into war and really need the world to like us. So Toby Keith says, "...We'll put a Boot up ur Ass, It's the American way!"   ... Thanks a lot Toby.
Example 2: Rhett Atkins' Kiss my country Ass. Actual Lyric from the song:"Tearing down a dirt road, rebel flag flying coondog in the back. D Truck bed loaded down with beer and a cold one in my lap." So, just look at all those good country morals. Racism, Reckless driving, animal endangerment, and Drunk Driving in one sentence. Considering this song is more or less about the Evil of city folk, thats kinda counter productive.
Example 3: Strawberry Wine by Faith Hill. A lovely song about a 17 year old girl getting drunk on homemade liquor and doing it with an older boy, who she never sees again. In modern terminology this is known as date rape. Moral! Yay!
There is lots more examples but I'm lazy. Y'all tell me about 'em in the comments!

The Biscuit Review: Movies
How to train Your Dragon.

Seriously. This is now the BEST movie ever. Period. It makes citizen Kane look like White Chicks. I don't know where it came from, or how it managed to come out of Dreamworks, but it is better than most of the Pixar movies. That is the highest compliment the Biscuit can give. As not to diminish it, It will be the only movie I review this time. You should send it a thank you card.

5 out of 5 Unmatchable Cocks up.
(Also, I want a Night Fury for my Birthday...)

The Biscuit Review: Games
Cave Story.
Originally a freeware game developed by one bored dude name Pixel, This hard as nails masterpiece came to Wiiware in an improved form. I bought it. I have played through it 6 times to date, Why? Because it is awesome! The story, the gameplay, the story, the characters, the story, the old school graphics, and the excellent story! Understand this, There are 4 endings to this game. Getting the best one is extremely difficult. But you will want to because it is the only way you can save your friend Curly Brace. It's amazing to me that you can get this attached to 8-bit characters in a 5 hour long game.


5 out of 5 addictive cocks up.

House of the Dead: Overkill
This is an old game I picked up for the Wii for 10 f--king bucks to make a friendly gamestop employee look good in front of his Mother F--king boss. It is F--king excellent. The f--king controls are spot on, The f--king story is hilarious, The mother-f--king graphics are easy on the eyes, and this f--king game has some of the best F--king Voice acting I've ever F--king heard. Though it does have a few F--king bugs and Uses the F--king F word so much that it stops being funny and just gets f--king tiresome. Definitely reccommended though.


4 out of 5 F--king cocks up.

Super Street Fighter 4
I LOVE Street Fighter! I love this Game! It feels more balanced, Seth isn't such a Cheap Douche anymore and and the new characters are ALMOST all awesome. (Adon sucks just as much as he did in Alpha. I'm better with Dan...) BUT. It still feels like an expansion pack to me. And You still have to pay REAL LIVE MONEY for alternate outfits. What the French, Toast. Still, if you love Street fighter, Like I do, It's totally worth the scratch. Also, Ibuki, while awesome to play as, is annoying as hell.

4 out of 5 Adon sucks cocks up.

Thats all for today me duckies. I'm tired.

Naruto: Kisame Lives! Danzo Dies! Naruto stops Wangsting! 'tis the Golden age!
One Piece: AAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bleach: Isshin Kurosaki enters the frey! Ichigo stops being pusilanimous! Yay!